But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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