D3 body, D1 cock
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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