Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
That accounts for only three of the penises
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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