She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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