I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
that is very illegal...i love you.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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