Why are handjobs necessary in class?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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