You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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