We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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