I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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