I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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