He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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