On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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