drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
