I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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