You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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