I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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