TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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