sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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