it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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