I'm jealous of your bromance
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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