worst night to have a conscience
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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