i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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