So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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