No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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