There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
he was CRYING into my vagina
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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