Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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