i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
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That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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