like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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