how do flat chested girls get laid?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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