a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot