I have demons in me.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize