how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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