Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
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