Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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