Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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