i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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