Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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