sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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