If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
wow bdsm is so cute
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
