Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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