No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
