I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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