Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We had sex on a dog bed..
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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