hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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