So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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