When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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