honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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