You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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