return my video game
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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