i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
