I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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