I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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