Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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