Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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