i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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